Just about any one can do these. Tell me if you cant find the answers and we will send you back to kindergarten.
I want one of these. I could go swimming in these. I did have one that big in New Orleans one time at a micro brewery. I had a buzz for a week.
I think we all need these kind of signs. The economy is hurting so we should go out and make our own signs. Mine would say " I need money for gas, car insurance, and a trip around the world."
Can you imagine the high he got. 800 cigs in 6 minuets. Now think of the cost of that puff. Any takers to break the record. That would have to be 900 or better.
Scary isn't it. What was it if it wasn't chicken. The Mexican restaurant in a town not far from here got caught serving Alpo dog food in their burritos not once but 5 times before they shut them down for good. Then there is the restaurants that you see with all the stray cats out the back door. Makes you think.Ok now for a Ramble. The prisoners that pick up the garbage on the road. What the hell did they do to deserve this. I would not like to be picking up crap off the side of the road. These fucks look happy every time I pass them on the road. I can not imagine what they would pick up.But they do leave alot of garbage bags on the side of the road. And the road kill people look happy to have a job. I was told that the condoms they see would make a prostitute blush. This is a reminder to stay out of jail or they will make you pick up nasty stuff off the roads.
Oh the condom thing reminded me of a joke. How do you reuse a condom. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Ok, so about 6 years ago now I'm driving past one of the local all-u-can-eat chinese places in our town, and the police were there along with animal control. I saw dogs in the animal control van, I never saw any being removed from the "happy panda", and there was nothing about it in the paper, but the place never reopened. I walked throught the doors of the place with a half asian half canadian friend of mine (He looked all asian but had a very strong canadian accent). He yelled at the owners of the place in (I don't know what language it was) for about 5 minutes and we left. He never told me what he was yelling about but seeing that van with the dogs in it later gave me a real good idea.
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